This, ladies and gentlemen, is a steel beaver trap. A #4 trap to be precise. It i sdesigned to crush and maim beavers, coyote, muskrats and all other manner of critter. It has been sprung on my arm for the entertainment of others. Yes there is probably something wrong with me.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is a steel beaver trap. A #4 trap to be precise. It i sdesigned to crush and maim beavers, coyote, muskrats and all other manner of critter.

It has been sprung on my arm for the entertainment of others.

Yes there is probably something wrong with me.

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I know it looks bad but it really isn’t all that much more painful….ah who am I kidding…THIS SHIT HURTS! But we make a good team.

I know it looks bad but it really isn’t all that much more painful….ah who am I kidding…THIS SHIT HURTS!

But we make a good team.

This is me….

This blog will piss people off. I am SURE of it.

If no one ever finds it it’s probably for the best. After all….I’m just not right in the head. Pedigreed and everything…papers even.

I hurt myself, and my hot partner, for a living. And I love it.

My hot partner…..well he’s another story, and this isn’t the time…or the place.

This site, this page, is about me. I never really make ANYTHING about me….so this is gonna be interesting.

For me anyway.

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being in some kind of carseat thing and going to “The Enchanted Forest” in MD.